My friends all feel sorry for a mutual acquaintance of ours named Maggie. She’s a gay woman and is having serious problems meeting someone for a heavy-duty, lovey-dovey relationship. She’s the very romantic type who is completely ready to settle down. Maggie’s nowhere near as worried as our friends are, though. She knows that it’s just a matter of time until she meets her match. That’s not just because she believes in soul mates, though. Unlike our friends, Maggie’s heard of something called the Internet and how it has tons of gay dating sites that will help her find exactly what she needs.
In fact, she’s already lined up a date for this upcoming Saturday night. Apparently, it took only few chat sessions and private messages for them to totally click online. Shortly after that, they met for a quick coffee. They got a good vibe from each other, so now they’re going to see a movie. It’s the one about a woman and a thing of some sort. I don’t know, it’s some chick flick, so I couldn’t be bothered to pay attention.
Anyway, apparently Maggie’s date is quite the cute lesbian girl. Maggie herself is 26, whereas her date is a 19-year-old college student who’s big into Yoga. This is perfect for Maggie, because she’s big into Yoga students, if you catch my drift.
No, you heard that right. My hopeless romantic of a friend is also a bit of a hound dog when she wants to be! And you know what? That’s totally fine. She’s a gay woman who knows exactly what she wants in life and nobody can blame her for it. If she ends up with a lesbian girlfriend who satisfies her desire for romantic drivel, then great! Meanwhile, if she ends up with someone who satisfies her more carnal desires, then that’s ok, too.
And the reason why that’s ok is because Maggie is a gay woman who uses dating sites. They let her meet all sorts of different people, so this allows her to be both picky and greedy. With so many fish in the online dating sea, who are we to judge her? One thing’s for sure, our friends need to stop feeling sorry for her, because this gay woman is great at “fishing.”